Little Sip Of Honesty

attention skirt-wearers everywhere

badgersforever:

Misogynist slut-shaming dude: Your skirt is really fucking short

Response: I was inspired by the size of your dick

(via whatbilbohates)

momentsofweakness:

egberts:

imagine getting a howler at hogwarts and opening it and getting rickrolled

And hardly anyone understands what the hell is going on, except for those three other muggleborn kids who are laughing their asses off.

(via geekjolras)

milokerrigan:

how-do-i-spell-your-url:

ilovecoffeeandcats:

if you think you are unattractive just remember you look like your ancestors and hey all of them got laid

but what if you were adopted

I’m not up on the whole genetics thing

but

if you’re adopted you still have to have biological ancestors right

(via princezukomarryme)

vaginal-kimchi:

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knottedodyssey:

I WAS JUST CLEANING OUT MY BIBLE AND I FOUND THE MOST HILARIOUSLY PETULANT PARABLE

image

jesus is PISSED

it’s not FIG SEASON

he’s PREPARING TO DIE

so he curses a fucking tree.

you child.

Go home Jesus. You’re drunk.

maybe all this time the saying is god hates FIGS

(via theuntalentedsinger)

myurlhasbeencompromised:

the-woman-of-belgravia:

condwiramurs:

shirtlesslion:

STORY IDEA: YOUR DOOR BELL RINGS AND ITS A PERSON FROM AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE “I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE MY FAVORITE BOOK CHARACTER AND I KNOW HOW IT ENDS AND I WANNA CHANGE IT”

WHY DID YOU DO THAT TO ME

WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WAIT

HOW DOES MY BOOK END!?!?!?!?!?

WHY DOES IT NEED TO BE CHANGED!?!?!?!?!

"Who’s the author?"
"George R. R. Martin."
"…shit."

(via silentandfriendly)

biggerontheinsidetardisgirl:

This was from 1967.
This is more progressive than now.

(Source: doctorwhogifs, via itsraininbritishmen)

penguin-of-doom:

What do you call a man who is short, speaks in rhymes, and is able to spin straw into gold?

No really I’m not joking here, he’s coming for my firstborn in three days and I need to figure out his name.

(Source: manicpixiedreamalien, via just-another-goddamn-paradox)

briannaestradaaa:

xfatalwhimsyx:

apolitepunk:

Mike Wazowski made me far too emotional for an animated film.

lets face it at one point we were all mike wazowski 

I am Mike Wazowski…

(Source: rickyancey, via silentandfriendly)