Little Sip Of Honesty

myurlhasbeencompromised:

the-woman-of-belgravia:

condwiramurs:

shirtlesslion:

STORY IDEA: YOUR DOOR BELL RINGS AND ITS A PERSON FROM AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE “I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE MY FAVORITE BOOK CHARACTER AND I KNOW HOW IT ENDS AND I WANNA CHANGE IT”

WHY DID YOU DO THAT TO ME

WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WAIT

HOW DOES MY BOOK END!?!?!?!?!?

WHY DOES IT NEED TO BE CHANGED!?!?!?!?!

"Who’s the author?"
"George R. R. Martin."
"…shit."

(via silentandfriendly)

biggerontheinsidetardisgirl:

This was from 1967.
This is more progressive than now.

(Source: doctorwhogifs, via itsraininbritishmen)

penguin-of-doom:

What do you call a man who is short, speaks in rhymes, and is able to spin straw into gold?

No really I’m not joking here, he’s coming for my firstborn in three days and I need to figure out his name.

(Source: manicpixiedreamalien, via just-another-goddamn-paradox)

briannaestradaaa:

xfatalwhimsyx:

apolitepunk:

Mike Wazowski made me far too emotional for an animated film.

lets face it at one point we were all mike wazowski 

I am Mike Wazowski…

(Source: rickyancey, via silentandfriendly)

whyusosirius:

thesirjordan:

Julie Andrews on how she got the part in Mary Poppins.

WE’LL WAIT

when walt disney waits for you then you are the absolute queen of everything

(Source: lejazzhot, via silentandfriendly)

kanyewesticle:

do you ever see someone looking at you in public and you think they might be checking you out then you remember that you’re you

(Source: kanyewesticle, via prince-sherlock)